As I continued moving toward my immediate family, I started to overhear people talking about the various psychological problems that seem to have recently cropped up in my extended family. I heard my name mentioned more than a few times as well. What was going on?!
After a long talk with my mom, and a few others in the family, I found out what the fuss was all about.
They saw my landing after all.
I was never really flying to begin with. I was dropped off by a friend then proceeded to pretend to land on the road near the driveway. I had imagined it all!! For the past sixteen years I had thought I could fly, only to find out it had all been a figment of my imagination!
If my imagination was able to fool me so completely, how do I know what was real?!
This is when I woke up to go to work...
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